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March 19 2017

Drop him. Drop. Him.
— This little girl behind me in the theater when Beast was holding Gaston over the edge of the castle. (via oubliezleregret)
Drop him. Drop. Him.
— This little girl behind me in the theater when Beast was holding Gaston over the edge of the castle. (via oubliezleregret)

anothersinner:

floozys:

if i have any sixteen year olds following me…… ur gonna change so fucking much just worry about doing your best and having fun nothing else matters 

That’s the truest thing I’ve ever read

factsmyguy:

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

I Had a Great Idea

theghostoffawkes:

dendritic-trees:

elidyce:

dendritic-trees:

for a Humans are Weird story.

So human babies REALLY need to be touched. Its totally critical for development. Small babies can literally die if you don’t cuddle them enough.

But imagine that the aliens are more like reptiles, in that they just sort of hatch and their parents feed them or stay around (and presumably, like, educate them, since they’re intelligent aliens), but don’t carry them around or cuddle in the same way.

So one of them gets stuck with a human baby that they’re responsible for and of course, they go ask a xenobiologist or someone ‘what do you do for a human baby, they’re all weird and squishy’.

And the scientist says: well, you have to stroke them. Like actually pick them up and stroke their skin.

Why, says the alien, what could that possibly accomplish. Does it make their skin tougher. Will they grow proper scales.

No, no, that’s just what human skin is like, you just… you have stroke them or they won’t grow right. They get a stroking-deficiency and can die.

Suddenly our obsession with petting everything makes sense to them.

“Why do they ask to pet our fur? Why do they touch every animal we find? Humans are so strange!”

“No, no, Pod Leader, we have discovered the reason for this. Humans require tactile contact for health. Their young will actually die without frequent touchings of skin, Even as adults, their health deteriorates if they are isolated from touch. Human Technical Adjunct Rupert is trying to nurture us and preserve our healthfulness with this touching they offer.”

“… they actually believe that touching our fur with their grubby paws is healthful?”

“For humans, Pod Leader, it is.A little unsanitary, we are understanding the reservations, but it is kindly meant. We think it is actually very nice of Human Technical Adjunct Rupert to be so concerned with our healthfulness.”

“We are still not sure we believe this. That sounds like a weak attempt at deceit to us.”

“Let us show you this vid of humans nurturing their young, it is very instructive.”

Some time later, Human Technical Adjunct Rupert is bewildered but pleased to find that fur-petting is now encouraged provided they have washed their paws. This seems reasonable to Human Technical Adjunct Rupert.

I LOVE THIS ADDITION SO MUCH!

😢

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captaine-duckling:

We’ve all had to make difficult choices.
requested by anonymous

mypretty-floral-bonnet:

i see all these posts around here that are like “date someone who…” and all that’s fine and good but like i feel like they focus on cutesy stuff and leave some really important stuff out. so like yes, date someone who you can watch netflix with and pet dogs with and make waffles with but also 

  • date someone who will call you out on your shit
  • date someone who thinks the sun shines out of your ass, but also knows you’re not perfect and will offer the support you need to change and grow
  • date someone who doesn’t passively accept your flaws, but recognizes them and helps you deal with them
  • date someone who you can disagree with but still love and care for all the same
  • date someone who can understand where you’re coming from and help you through your rough times
  • date someone who won’t enable your negative, self-destructive habits and tendencies
  • date someone who doesn’t think “you’re perfect don’t ever change” but rather “i love you and will help and support you in whatever changes you need to make”
  • date someone who sees you not as a perfect lover but as a human being and who wants to be with you even though they can see all your faults

basically date someone who’s going to be with you, not just worship you. and more importantly, be this person for your SO. do not put them on a pedestal and call it love.

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protectlenaluthor:


“I’m kind of mad at dinosaurs since they killed my friend Katie McGrath in Jurassic World.’”  - Natalie Dormer (x)

Katie McGrath & Natalie Dormer

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ladyofthefanart:

petties-anonymous:

weavemama:

Amazing artist ‘Saint Hoax’ took misogynistic ads from the 1950s and added Donald Trump’s sexist quotes. 

I almost scrolled past this until I saw the caption thinking it was “just sexist ads from the sixties” and that says a lot

^^^^

March 18 2017

Play fullscreen

rooftop-cone-collector:

crumpets-and-ink:

thatsthat24:

benjpierce:

thatsthat24:

Ben J. Pierce ( @benjpierce ) and I would have been remiss if we didn’t do a cover from La La Land, so we hope you enjoy. <3

i’m in love with thomas sanders in case u needed proof.

me @ u, ben

I wish someone would smile at me like Ben smiles at Thomas.

My. Gay. Heart. Cannot. Take. This.

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clarafarleybarrow:

What would you say is the biggest problem facing young women today?

We think that we live in a post-feminist society, and we do not. We’re told we don’t need feminism anymore, that we have the vote, that like, we’re all good. And I think, actually, that’s incredibly disconcerting because then, when young women move into the world and they realize, Oh, why am I not being paid the same, why am I being treated differently? And they start to blame themselves because they don’t understand that they’re part of a historic pattern, they’re part of a much larger system which is kind of working a little bit against them. (x)

moxis:

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

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elfmoon3:

introvertpalaceus:

Hey Introvert peeps. A bit of a self promotion. But we actually opened a store about 3 months ago and have been selling ring related products.

We have a beautiful crafted Black Gold Filled Ruby Ring just recently in.

Wondering if you would like to get yourself it or a for a friend.

=> GET IT HERE <=

***Use discount code: Introvert at checkout***

I’ll take one with a pink sapphire

forgave:

destructer:

reaglet:

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

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rogers:

my aesthetic: peggy carter walking like a boss while steve trails behind like a lost puppy

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I looked okay last night, but today I am dying.

chickpeabb:

It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.

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jvh1988:

Emma Watson and kittens
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sasquatchandleatherjacket:

Dean’s oral fixation ♥

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